Blessed Offal

Blessed Offal - Blessed Offal (EP) (2011)

Excruciating doom influenced death metal. Slow and pondering megalithic riffs. Excessive volume levels recommended.



Epicus Doomicus Metallicus

Candlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus (1986)

Lets take a break from all the death and listen to some traditional doom. I'm being very serious when I say that if you don't listen to this band VERY LOUD, you're doing it wrong and should probably just stop doing "it" all together.


Volume 4

Black Sabbath - Vol. 4

Tomorrow is the annual ritualistic celebration of my birth. Today/Tonight there is a keg provided at my humble abode should you choose to drop by, and Sabbath will be the only music permitted all night. SUPER FUCKING NAUT. Ur riffin. Ur bluntin.


Bone Sickness

Bone Sickness - Bone Sickness (2011)

Bone Sickness is an awesome fucking band that hails from my neck of the woods. They've honed a primitive and visceral death metal sound that is especially potent on their most recent release, this fucking awesome 7". It's only two songs but it's going to fuck you up man. Featuring ex-members of Funerot and Dead Stare.


Infernal Warriors of Death

Blaspherian - Infernal Warriors of Death (2011)

If albums had smells, this one would smell fucking awful. A pungent pile of stinky riffs that Incantation probably wrote last decade. Said riffs were buried, then exhumed by Blaspherian in 2011 all stinkified and put on this album for your listening pleasure.


Graves Of The Archangels

Dead Congregation - Graves of the Archangels (2008)

This album serious sounds like it's lurching back to life from beyond the grave, the ominous and plodding introduction cascading into some truly diabolical riffing. Most have probably already heard this, but the fact that Dead Congregation is playing Rites of Darkness III has got me stoked on this band all over again. The rest of their discography will be posted sooner than later.


Lucem Ferre

Year Of The Goat - Lucem Ferre (2011)

Finally starting to get to the bottom of the giant mound of .RARs and .ZIPs on my desktop that I've accumulated from the various sources I frequent. Some are pretty shitty. This one, however, was a surprise. I'm going to lie I probably downloaded this at least a month ago and with a name like Year of The Goat, I was expecting something much heavier, but this is just as good.

Sweden continues to kill it as far as rock is concerned, this occult rock EP a shiny gem in genre pretty full of idiots making shitmusic. If you're looking for something a bit more mellow, get into it.

Dark Load.


Deicide - Deicide (1990)

Bow down you fucking pussy.
This album kicked the door FUCKING OPEN to the first year of what would come to be the best decade for death metal.



Slayer - Show No Mercy

Slayer - Hell Awaits

Slayer - Haunting The Chapel

Salt The Wound

U.S. Christmas - Salt The Wound (2006)

I thought I would post this U.S. Christmas album next. I feel like it displays another side to their sound should the previously posted album (Eat The Low Dogs) be your only foray into USX' insane sound. Salt The Wound starts out as a much more visceral and noisy venture into psychedelia. Violent and almost jarring at times early on, toward the end of the record it settles down to a dull hum.


Eat The Low Dogs

U.S. Christmas - Eat The Low Dogs (2008)

If the last post was a poppy venture into the shallows of psychedelia, this is a fucking cannonball into the deep end, dude. Deep, trippy, and rhythmic riffscapes that never wander too far. Outer space sounds.

Low Dawgz

Tweak Bird

Tweak Bird - Tweak Bird (2010)

Two weirdo brothers that make some pretty weirdo music. Some excellent stoner rock infused with a bit of psychedelia, a bit of extra heaviness, and some serious weird ass moments that are currently freaking me the fuck out as I type this. They were produced by a dude in the Melvins too, if that helps its case. Get waste.


PS - Saxophone cameo.

The Process Of Weeding Out....Brother

Hulk Hogan - The Process Of Weeding Out...Brother

Please go check out this post over at the Cosmic Hearse because this is some serious shit, man. Relevant to my interests, you could say. I want that on a shirt.