Big K.R.I.T. - Live From The Underground (Stream) (2012)
Seeing as how this blog is a total joke now, I figured I would share this because it's good and I want more people to hear it. Krit's newest effort (available June 5th) is now streaming in its entirety on NPR.org. NPR has been so on point with music lately, weird.
Guess what, you miserable cretins? Snail has a new album and boy howdy what a new one it is. It's good. It's very cool. It's Snail. They are from Seattle. It's called Terminus. It's a melodic, enjoyable doomy metaly album that still wields a mighty riff with authority. While I'll admit the last couple tracks are a kinda snoozers until Terminus takes it up a notch to end it, the album as a whole is a good time.
Next guess: Guess what you have to do to get this album? Go to their bandcamp page and pay them $0.00 like a total piece of shit. Deal with it. Or give them your money.
Very cool droney doom from Helsinki. Just a note, Mediafire has suspended my account so the vast majority of the old posts will have dead links now. Fuckers.
Here is some cool stoner/doom/whathaveyou from Portland, OR. Very cool riffs, album art that reminds me Orange Goblin if they were even more into weed than they already are, which is never a bad thing. You can get their three song EP/demo from their bandcamp page for absolutely free, or you can pay them for it. Choose your own destiny. Normally I would say something about how I don't really like Portland all that much, but I won't because I'm lazy and don't feel like putting together any original thoughts right now.
This blog will probably die soon, though something more interesting and worthwhile will hopefully erupt screaming from its corpse soon enough.
Shame on you if you haven't heard the name of the mighty Bastard, crusty punk unit from the land of the rising sun. Listening to this record is fun, especially if you like yelling MISERREERRUUOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! This is literally every song this group put out, we call it a Discography in the elite music blogging biz.
I'll fucking, I'll fucking tie you to a fucking bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right? Put a hanger on a fucking stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour. Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like TSSSSSS!!!!! Yeah I'll fucking lay your nuts on a fucking dresser, just your nuts laying on a fucking dresser and bang them shits with a spiked fucking bat! Oh what's up? BLOW!!!!
I imagine the cretins that darken the doorways of this blog haven't heard this before. Because I sure hadn't until a friend threw the LP on the other day.
Mid-paced war themed death metal that will probably appeal to fans of bands like Bolt Thrower, Hail of Bullets, etc. The twist with these guys is they happen to be a bunch of Nazi sympathizers! Boy howdy! They even share members with Bound For Glory, an exceptionally racist band! So if so much as hearing terrible opinions makes your white guilt hurt too much, you should probably avoid this one.
Usually fascists have pretty good taste in album artwork, these guys not so much. Don't let the horrible photoshop hackjob deter you from sweet sweet riffs.
What's up you fucking freaks? Here's some crunchy, crusty, dark death metal from de Danske. I find it amusing when such evil music comes from such a happy little country. Or at least I assume Denmark is happy. Denmark should be happy.
Attend closely, dear reader, lest a tendril of another's shadow impede your view. You have stumbled into my internet basement. I have really stupid taste in music and I post whatever I want. The format of this blog is none of your business. It's really become more of a stream of conciousness type affair over the years, so you're just going to have to deal with it I'm afraid.
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