Consider these the death throes.
No Hope In Here
Bastard - No Hope In Here (2002)
Shame on you if you haven't heard the name of the mighty Bastard, crusty punk unit from the land of the rising sun. Listening to this record is fun, especially if you like yelling MISERREERRUUOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! This is literally every song this group put out, we call it a Discography in the elite music blogging biz.
MISERUUUUUUUUUUUU
Shame on you if you haven't heard the name of the mighty Bastard, crusty punk unit from the land of the rising sun. Listening to this record is fun, especially if you like yelling MISERREERRUUOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! This is literally every song this group put out, we call it a Discography in the elite music blogging biz.
MISERUUUUUUUUUUUU
Torture
Cannibal Corpse - T o r t u r e (2012)
I'll fucking, I'll fucking tie you to a fucking bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right? Put a hanger on a fucking stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour. Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like TSSSSSS!!!!! Yeah I'll fucking lay your nuts on a fucking dresser, just your nuts laying on a fucking dresser and bang them shits with a spiked fucking bat! Oh what's up? BLOW!!!!
LINK REMOVED BECAUSE THE LONG TENTACLE OF THE LAW WONT STOP RAPING ME.
I'll fucking, I'll fucking tie you to a fucking bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right? Put a hanger on a fucking stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour. Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like TSSSSSS!!!!! Yeah I'll fucking lay your nuts on a fucking dresser, just your nuts laying on a fucking dresser and bang them shits with a spiked fucking bat! Oh what's up? BLOW!!!!
LINK REMOVED BECAUSE THE LONG TENTACLE OF THE LAW WONT STOP RAPING ME.
Strange Songs (In The Dark)
Merchandise - Strange Songs (In The Dark) (2010)
I imagine the cretins that darken the doorways of this blog haven't heard this before. Because I sure hadn't until a friend threw the LP on the other day.
Guys lets take a post punk break.
**BONUS CONTENT: Gone Are The Silk Flowers of Youth (CS) (2010)
I imagine the cretins that darken the doorways of this blog haven't heard this before. Because I sure hadn't until a friend threw the LP on the other day.
Guys lets take a post punk break.
**BONUS CONTENT: Gone Are The Silk Flowers of Youth (CS) (2010)
Blitzkrieg Symphony #1
West Wall - Blitzkrieg Symphony #1
Mid-paced war themed death metal that will probably appeal to fans of bands like Bolt Thrower, Hail of Bullets, etc. The twist with these guys is they happen to be a bunch of Nazi sympathizers! Boy howdy! They even share members with Bound For Glory, an exceptionally racist band! So if so much as hearing terrible opinions makes your white guilt hurt too much, you should probably avoid this one.
Usually fascists have pretty good taste in album artwork, these guys not so much. Don't let the horrible photoshop hackjob deter you from sweet sweet riffs.
Achtung.
Mid-paced war themed death metal that will probably appeal to fans of bands like Bolt Thrower, Hail of Bullets, etc. The twist with these guys is they happen to be a bunch of Nazi sympathizers! Boy howdy! They even share members with Bound For Glory, an exceptionally racist band! So if so much as hearing terrible opinions makes your white guilt hurt too much, you should probably avoid this one.
Usually fascists have pretty good taste in album artwork, these guys not so much. Don't let the horrible photoshop hackjob deter you from sweet sweet riffs.
Achtung.
Til Doden Os Skiller
Undergang - Til Doden Os Skiller (2012)
What's up you fucking freaks? Here's some crunchy, crusty, dark death metal from de Danske. I find it amusing when such evil music comes from such a happy little country. Or at least I assume Denmark is happy. Denmark should be happy.
Happy Denmark.
What's up you fucking freaks? Here's some crunchy, crusty, dark death metal from de Danske. I find it amusing when such evil music comes from such a happy little country. Or at least I assume Denmark is happy. Denmark should be happy.
Happy Denmark.
All Tomorrow's Funerals
Autopsy - All Tomorrow's Funerals (2012)
Compilation with remastered old songs and 4 new songs.
Sounds good.
Funerals.
Compilation with remastered old songs and 4 new songs.
Sounds good.
Funerals.
Vulgaari
Vulgaari - Vulgaari (2012)
I don't know anything about this band at all aside from the fact that they are from Minneapolis, Minnesota and play an unreasonably heavy and slightly spaced out brand of music you could make up all sorts of stupid names for. Funeral Sludge? Funeral sludge. Guys lets all listen to some Funeral Sludge. They tagged themselves as "biker metal death metal doom metal metal sludge metal stoner metal Minneapolis" if that helps. You can hear their entire album for FUCKING FREE RIGHT NOW ON THE INTERNET RIGHT HERE HOLY SHIT. You can also download it for free from there, or you can just click the link here.
Link here.
I don't know anything about this band at all aside from the fact that they are from Minneapolis, Minnesota and play an unreasonably heavy and slightly spaced out brand of music you could make up all sorts of stupid names for. Funeral Sludge? Funeral sludge. Guys lets all listen to some Funeral Sludge. They tagged themselves as "biker metal death metal doom metal metal sludge metal stoner metal Minneapolis" if that helps. You can hear their entire album for FUCKING FREE RIGHT NOW ON THE INTERNET RIGHT HERE HOLY SHIT. You can also download it for free from there, or you can just click the link here.
Link here.
Red Tide Rising
Orange Goblin - Red Tide Rising (2012)
I like this band, and this album isn't bad at all but their butt rock levels are at an all time high which will definitely kill some interest. Unless you like butt rock. Rock on butt rockers.
Butt.
I like this band, and this album isn't bad at all but their butt rock levels are at an all time high which will definitely kill some interest. Unless you like butt rock. Rock on butt rockers.
Butt.
Integrity 2000
Integrity - Integrity 2000 (1999)
So many people that love Integrity hate this album. Why? WHY? It's so heavy I can only barely handle it. It crushes my brain and makes all my organs explode out of a cavity in my body of their own devising. This record is merely a gauntlet of irresponsibly heavy riffage that you will not survive.
YOU WILL DIE IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS RECORD.
So many people that love Integrity hate this album. Why? WHY? It's so heavy I can only barely handle it. It crushes my brain and makes all my organs explode out of a cavity in my body of their own devising. This record is merely a gauntlet of irresponsibly heavy riffage that you will not survive.
YOU WILL DIE IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS RECORD.
Pallbearer News
Pallbearer Update: Their upcoming album Sorrow and Extinction will be streaming in full on monday via NPR's website. Probably my most anticipated doom release of the year. Sorry if you thought there was going to be a download link here. There isn't.
You can, however, stream a song off the album and read a review of it HERE.
Masters of Misery
Masters of Misery: Black Sabbath Tribute (1997)
Earache Black Sabbath tribute compilation.
Here's the track listing:
Wheels of Confusion - Cathedral
Snowblind - Sleep
Zero the Hero - Godflesh
Hole In The Sky - Confessor
Killing Yourself To Live - A.C.
Changes - Fudge Tunnel
Who Are You? - O.L.D.
Lord Of This World - Brutal Truth
Paranoid - Ultraviolence
N.I.B. - Pitchshifter
The Wizard - Scorn
Cornucopia - Iron Monkey
Solitude - Cathedral
Sleep covering Sabbath.
Earache Black Sabbath tribute compilation.
Here's the track listing:
Wheels of Confusion - Cathedral
Snowblind - Sleep
Zero the Hero - Godflesh
Hole In The Sky - Confessor
Killing Yourself To Live - A.C.
Changes - Fudge Tunnel
Who Are You? - O.L.D.
Lord Of This World - Brutal Truth
Paranoid - Ultraviolence
N.I.B. - Pitchshifter
The Wizard - Scorn
Cornucopia - Iron Monkey
Solitude - Cathedral
Sleep covering Sabbath.
Consulting The Bones
Witchden - Consulting The Bones (2012)
Any band that labels themselves as doom blues is bound to get my attention for at least a brief moment. A visceral feel and tortured vocals definitely bring Eyehategod to mind, but that's hardly a bad thing. Witchden doesn't make my guts hurt like Eyehategod does, though. Blues heavy riffs that tend to plod along at a hypnotic pace make me feel more inclined to nod along rather than barf on my own shirt or whatever people do at Eyehategod shows. I've been to one, I don't know.
Bones.
Any band that labels themselves as doom blues is bound to get my attention for at least a brief moment. A visceral feel and tortured vocals definitely bring Eyehategod to mind, but that's hardly a bad thing. Witchden doesn't make my guts hurt like Eyehategod does, though. Blues heavy riffs that tend to plod along at a hypnotic pace make me feel more inclined to nod along rather than barf on my own shirt or whatever people do at Eyehategod shows. I've been to one, I don't know.
Bones.
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